captainamuricasass:

I wanna be

where the people are

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tastefullyoffensive:

[rachelspeaking]
thatawkwardblondechick:


The tweet that saved the entire female population
reverseracists:

can someone put Joan rivers in a nursing home already
alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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