princcess:

The moment of pure panic when accidentally activating Siri in a quiet place

(via hail-hydrangeas)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via actuallygrey)

clrama:

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(via unescapable)

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

approvinqly:

I’m so much cooler on tumblr than in real life but I’m not even cool on tumblr

(via seriously-youknow)

The best cure for a dry mouth is a wet vagina.

radicaltoad:

or maybe try some water dumbass

(Source: girl-vs-sex, via coryy)

vvhitehouse:

awwww-cute:

Show off

THE LITTLE PAW SHOWING THROUGH THE BOWL IM WEAK

glowing-fallen-angel:

homophobic:

sonically-gallifreyan:

im-an-assbutt:

Guys guys holy shit one day when we are all old and start to die on the news there’s going to be ‘last remaining person alive from the 1900’s has died’ BECAUSE ONE OF US IS GOING TO BE THE LAST PERSON ALIVE FROM WHEN THE YEARS BEGAN WITH A ‘1’ AND ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE A BIG THING THIS FEELS WEIRD

Ohmygod

obviously youre lookin for a competition and im winning

let the hunger games begin

(via hail-hydrangeas)

kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it
crazycritterlife:

Sitting in the vet’s office with Ollie yesterday morning.
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