Anonymous asked: "are u going to have sex before marriage?"

perks-of-being-chinese:

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

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neurowall:

killergoth:

take me here on our first date

where is this please tell me please sigfnal boost this until somebodyt knows and tells me

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

How do you sharpen it is the real question here…

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who keeps making Step Up movies and why

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foreveralone-lyguy:

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

How the hell would you even get in that situation

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